Susan Mclean Edit

Susan Mclean is a former police officer, who now specializes in Cyber-Bullying. After making a fool of herself on TV for her inputs to shows like ACA over facebeef. she later wrote the Book "Sexts,Texts and Selfies" which had vague, badly written and most times humorous dialogue (such as recommending tinder for 13 year olds). This book inspired Lewis to make the lew review. She also likes to encourage children to go on tinder. She likes to bully people into having the same views as her, she is a hard core online bully and is known for copyright claiming videos that have her name or picture in them on YouTube. (Cops have thought of her as a pedophile for encouraging children the age of 13 to go on tinder but haven't found anything other then her being f*#ked in the head.) SHE SHOULD NOT HOLD ASSEMBLIES AT SCHOOLS BUT INSTEAD BE COMMITTED. UPDATE AS OF 2016: Susan is banned from all schools due to demonstrating how to masterbate or should we say ( how to hit the women's clit on her own vagina.) in front of the whole school!!!! Hello you cyberbully,

Susan McLean wants a banana

i am Susan Mclean and i demand that this website be shutdown immediately because it has NIFOC.

From a fan of Susan.

Ahaha jks fuck that bitch woooooo

Laptop Stand Edit

Susan Mclean absorbs her cyber-bullying fighing powers from her infamous laptop stand, which features in many A Current Affair "news" stories. It is said that no cyber bully can withstand looking at the Laptop Stand in all it's glory for longer than 10 seconds.


In her unrivaled knowlege of youth slang Susan has cracked into words parents would have never have discovered without her.

These incude:

'NIFOC' - Nude in front of computer

'DUM' - Did you masturbate? (you may think this one's 'dum' but who are you to question her expertise.)

'DISL' - Did you scream loud?

'Banana' - Penis

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